myartblogbitch:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS POST BY AUGUST 20TH WILL GET A PIECE OF ART IN THERE INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG

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unit03:

me when i spend $143.87 on groceries

unit03:

me when i spend $143.87 on groceries

(Source: jailbr0keniphone)

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sweet-insecurity:

allabouttheass:

That girl…

She’s like 18 or 19..

sweet-insecurity:

allabouttheass:

That girl…

She’s like 18 or 19..

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pvriah:

sometimes you just need to relax;
to relax
torelax
orelax
orelsax
oralsex
oral sex
sometimes you just need oral sex

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Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

(Source: 4gifs)

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rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

(Source: primadonis)

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