tarahelfer:

Love comes and goes, but pizza is forever.

tarahelfer:

Love comes and goes, but pizza is forever.

159,040 notes

  • Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
  • Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.

168,305 notes

blvck-mvmba:

officiallyhorny:

cleophatrajones:

This never gets old.

bruh how do you even make this mistake?

Bruh is like “mhmm ok nigga”

blvck-mvmba:

officiallyhorny:

cleophatrajones:

This never gets old.

bruh how do you even make this mistake?

Bruh is like “mhmm ok nigga”

(Source: badtvblog)

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damnn-howell:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

damnn-howell:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

(Source: french-tea)

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