- Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
- Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
YOLO MY NIGGA